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Fan Fiction, Fandom, Reviews, and a Healthy Dose of Squee
Rec: A Fanmix and Humor 
6th-May-2007 07:09 pm
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Okay, last night long after I should have been in bed I stumbled on this fanmix. It's not for X-Men. It's a meta fanmix of sorts. It's a fanmix for our favorite character (to hate) Mary Sue. She's perfect but misunderstood and everyone loves her. So, of course, she deserves a fanmix. It's done in a satirical vein with quotes from real Mary Sue stories no less. They are embarassingly typical of the genre. The song choices fit the quotes to a 'T' and the mix is a good trip down memory lane if you've stopped reading or writing Mary Sues like me. 

Wunderkind - A Mary Sue Fanmix by berseker

Check it out for laughs and for the quotes. I remember reading stories that sounded exactly like this. 

Okay if you're up for more laughs I have a few other links to give you. I don't read Harry Potter fan fiction very often or ever for that matter. But there are some stories too amazing to miss. The following is one of them. It's famous. Or should I say infamous? You may have heard of it or it's endless associated wank elsewhere but if not you're really missing out. 

This might be the worst story ever written. Or the funniest. Or both. Or the best publicity stunt ever. 

My Immortal by XXXbloodyrists666XXX

This is the "goffik" story of a Mary Sue named "Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way" loved by both Draco and Harry. If this isn't a fake, I have to believe the author is, at oldest, 10 years old. Any hint of English spelling and grammer is eclipsed by the rampant "txtspeak". If you read her profile I believe she is only able to spell 1 word out of 10 correctly. I think someone must have beta'd the story itself for the author (she is incapable of doing it I assure you) since the story's grammer is only bad. The author's notes, however, are unintelligble: "AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!"

This story has 4661 reviews. I have to believe most of them are flames. Otherwise I'll loose all faith in humanity. Wait I'm reading the first review and I quote: "I hope your joking. Please tell me that this story is a joke. If it isn't. Wow. I have no faith in the human race anymore. Have you ever taken an English class in your life? Have you ever even attempted to speak English?" That's my reaction too!

But in all seriousness, read this story! You will die laughing. I couldn't get enough of reading all about this terrible author and the endless wank surrounding her masterpiece disasterpiece. It's almost too terrible to be true. But I remember middle school and it's just possible that maybe she's that dumb.

Her online Petition to be "totlly Gottik"
The encyclopedia dramatica entry about her
The Tara Gilesbie LJ Fan Club

And if you're bored read through all of encyclopedia dramatica. Actually on second thought, don't. It's a terrible website. It's crude, politically incorrect and patently offensive.
Thoughts & Comments 
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11th-May-2007 10:14 pm (UTC)
The person hacked her account so I guess that's why she stopped. I wish she was still writing. That story provided me with so many laughs. The reviews are like mini MST stories. And I now consider it an inside joke whether I think "Oh my Satan!" and "sexily". That's the best fake word ever - sexily.
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